Turned Gay By The Existential Dread That I May Actually Be A Character In A Chuck Tingle Book
Schrodinger's Butt
Slammed In The Butthole By My Concept Of Linear Time
Pounded In The Butt By The Crushing Existential Weight Of Sentient Self-Awareness
Pounded By My Gratitude For An Average Day Because The Incredible Rarity Of Existence Means Every Day Is So Much More Than Average
The Fear Of The Unknown Gives My Butt Pause But Then I Realize How Powerful And Unique I Am And We Pound Enthusiastically
Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'"'"'"
My Butt Is Comforted By The Realization That I'm Okay And Everything Will Be Alright