500 Reasons Why You Should Not Go To The Gym: The Ultimate Guide to Avoiding Self-Improvement

Welcome to 500 Reasons Why NOT to Go to the Gym , the ultimate guide to avoiding self-improvement! Whether you're dodging burpees, bench presses, or the judgmental stares of overly enthusiastic gym-goers, this book is your one-stop shop for creative, absurd, and occasionally realistic excuses. From haunted gyms to alien invasions, this book has it all. So grab a snack, settle into your favorite couch dent, and let's dive into the glorious world of excuse-making. Life is hard. The gym is harder. Why waste precious energy lifting weights when you could be lifting... absolutely nothing?