Richest Man in Absurdia: The Fool's Guide to Success (A Satirical Look at How One Man Got Rich by Do

Success. Wealth. Influence.

These are the things that self-proclaimed gurus promise you if you just wake up at 4 AM, take freezing cold showers, and manifest prosperity by thinking really hard about money.

But what if I told you there's a better way? A faster way? A way that requires absolutely no hard work, zero self-awareness, and the uncanny ability to say vague nonsense with absolute confidence?

Meet Kazim bin Mafhoum, a man who-through a series of unbelievable misunderstandings, accidental genius, and sheer dumb luck-stumbled his way into becoming the richest, most powerful man in the kingdom of Absurdia.

1. Did he have a strategic 5-year plan? Nope.
2. Did he grind for 10,000 hours to master his craft? Not even close.
3. Did he know what he was doing? Absolutely not.

This book is not a guide to financial success. It is not a blueprint for personal growth. What it is, however, is a cautionary tale wrapped in satire-a story that proves you don't need smarts, skills, or actual knowledge to become wildly successful.

You just need to sound like you do.