Eat, Sleep, Don't Get Eaten: A Practical Survival Guide

Ever wondered how you'd survive if you found yourself lost in the wilderness with nothing but your wits and a half-eaten granola bar? Well, wonder no more.

This is the survival guide you didn't know you needed-a hilariously real, slightly irreverent, and totally practical handbook for navigating the wild, staying alive, and maybe even thriving (or at least not turning into a bear's lunch). Whether you're an experienced outdoorsy type or just someone who panics at the sight of a leaf falling, this book will teach you everything from finding water in places you never thought to look, to creating fire out of thin air (or a couple of sticks, if you're feeling primitive).

With tips on foraging, building shelter, and making sure you don't eat something that'll make you wish you'd stayed home, this guide is here to help you laugh through the chaos. It's packed with essential survival skills, sprinkled with humor, and perfect for anyone who likes the idea of adventure-but without the whole "actually dying" part.

So grab your gear (or, you know, just your sense of humor), and get ready to learn how to survive, escape, and maybe even thrive, all while having a good laugh. You might not be a survival expert...but you'll at least know enough to make it through the night without panicking.