Purrfect House Cat's Confession: Adventures of a Tyrannical Cat

Humans, this is a warning.

You think you can live peacefully with your cat? Think again.

Your house is not yours. Neither are your belongings.

And most importantly... you are here to serve us.

In this essential guide, I, Millow, superior feline and undisputed master of this realm, reveal the true rules of life with a cat. From the art of stealing the best bed (even if a second one exists, I want the one from Canine-Minus) to the foolproof strategies for obtaining a bite of dessert (and then rejecting it out of pure arrogance), to the scientific explanation of why all elevated objects must be knocked over, this book is your only chance of survival as an humble feline servant.

• Learn to understand (and respect) the natural order of things.
• Tremble, dogs and naive bipeds.
• Finally, discover the truth about feline domination.

An essential book for every human living under the benevolent tyranny of a cat.

You will no longer be able to say you weren't warned!