Ellen Gets to Pick a Package

Ellen Gets to Pick a Package is a hilarious, cheeky parody that puts a whole new twist on gift-giving! It's Ellen's birthday, and her friends are eager to impress her with the best package-but with so many sizes, shapes, and surprises to choose from, how can she pick just one?

From tall and sturdy to soft and bent, each contender is confident their package is the best. But Ellen, being the smart gal she is, knows that when it comes to special deliveries, variety is the spice of life!

This laugh-out-loud adult humor book is perfect for those who love double entendres, playful storytelling, and a bit of naughty fun. Whether you're looking for a unique gag gift, a party conversation starter, or just a good laugh, Ellen Gets to Pick a Package delivers!