Dear Woman Who's Too Tired to Read This Whole Description (But Will Anyway Because FOMO Is Real):
Let's cut to the chase. This is NOT your grandma's joke book (unless your grandma's into roasting Tinder dates and hiding chocolate from her spouse). Sass, Class, and a Full Glass is the literary equivalent of a girls' night in-no pants required, judgment forbidden, and absolutely no men allowed (unless they're bringing snacks).
Inside, you'll find:
Jokes about dating apps that hit harder than your ex's "We need to talk" text.
Marriage tips, like how to politely ignore your husband's 47th retelling of that college story.
Sex Ed for Grown-Ups, where "Netflix and Chill" becomes "Hulu and Nap" (we've all been there).
Mom Life truths, like why "screen time" is code for "Mom's sanity time."
Plus, British sarcasm, Canadian politeness, and American chaos-because we're a global sisterhood of snark.
Why You'll Love It:
Perfect for bathroom reading (where else can you escape your kids?).
Makes a great gift for your bestie, sister, or that coworker who definitely needs to laugh more.
100% guilt-free-zero calories, zero man-splaining, and zero tips on "wellness" (unless wine counts).
Praise from Women Who've Accidentally Read This in Public (And Laughed Loudly):
"I haven't cackled this hard since I realized my therapist judges me more than my mother." - Karen, 34
"I bought this for my book club. We're now a wine club. Thanks, Shemu." - Linda, 52
"Finally, a book that gets why I text my dog more than my husband." - Priya, 29
About the Author:
Shemu Joy is a writer, chaos enthusiast, and certified overthinker who's been banned from three dating apps (ask her about the llama incident). When she's not drafting jokes in the shower, she's hiding in her pantry eating gummy bears and pretending to "meal prep." This book is her love letter to women who've ever cried-laughed while Googling "Can wine replace therapy?" (Spoiler: It can't. But it helps.)
Grab Your Copy Today-Because adulting is hard, but laughing about it is cheaper than a spa day.