Rocketship in Mommy's Nightstand: Children's Books Made for Adults

Billy was just bored... until he found a rocket ship in Mommy's nightstand.

What starts as innocent curiosity turns into a vibrating voyage through awkward questions, marital tension, and the emotional damage only a buzzing silicone spaceship can deliver.

The Rocket Ship in Mommy's Nightstand is a wildly inappropriate children's book for adults - told in charming rhyme, illustrated like a bedtime classic, and packed with enough subtle innuendo and sexual panic to guarantee it will never, ever be read aloud in a kindergarten.

Perfect as:

- A gag gift for baby showers you weren't invited to

- Passive-aggressive therapy for your married friends

- A holiday gift for your weird cousin who collects "novelty" mugs