From outrageously hilarious to downright ridiculous, and even so convincing it just might work, the Book of Excuses is your trusty companion for getting out of responsibilities and onto the golf course. This book is part of the Book of Excuses: Golf Edition series, and it's specifically dedicated to one mission-helping you find the perfect excuse to golf this weekend!
HOW TO USE:
STEP 1 - Hold the book in your hands. Feel the undeniable power of excuses at your fingertips.
STEP 2 - Close your eyes and think of your situation.
STEP 3 - Flip to a random page. Trust in fate (or laziness-both work).
STEP 4 - Read your excuse aloud with confidence. Bonus points for a dramatic pause.
Use with caution-some excuses are pure genius, while others require a straight face and quick getaway. Adapt as needed!
EXCUSE EXAMPLE:
"A leaked NASA memo says golfing this weekend will boost my IQ by 20 points."
(We're not saying it's true, but can anyone prove it's false?)
WHAT'S INSIDE?
✔ A hilarious collection of golf excuses - Specifically crafted to get you out of plans and onto the green this weekend.
✔ Bonus Scorecard Section - Includes 10 golf scorecards so you can track your (real or slightly exaggerated) scores.
✔ Part of the Book of Excuses: Golf Edition series - Collect them all for every golfing situation!
WHO IS THIS BOOK FOR?
So go ahead-grab your copy today and never be without the perfect excuse to golf this weekend!