Or what on earth a Victorian would mean if they called you a "sauce-box" or said you had "the morbs"?
Say What You Mean is your backstage pass to the weird, wonderful, and often downright hilarious world of idioms, sayings, and slang - old and new.
Packed with personality, humour, history, and real-life examples, this book doesn't just explain the meaning of popular phrases... it tells their story. From pirates to Shakespeare, soldiers to social media stars - discover where these famous lines came from, why we still say them, and how to use them like a pro (without sounding like a pirate lost in 2025).
Inside you'll find:
Everyday idioms explained
Forgotten phrases from history that deserve a comeback
Savage Victorian slang that still hits hard
Pirate sayings, military slang & Shakespeare's best one-liners
Fun quizzes & challenges to test your idiom IQ
Tips on how to use idioms naturally in conversation
This isn't just another boring language guide. This is bold, cheeky, smart - and dangerously addictive.
Whether you're a word nerd, a writer, a chatterbox, or just someone who loves sounding clever without trying too hard... this book is for you.
Funny, fascinating, and totally unforgettable - Say What You Mean will change the way you speak forever.