Gorgeous Sonya, once married to the world-famous rock star, Rod Harrison, is now in her fourth marriage with renowned tax attorney Michael traveling on a tour through Europe in 1984. The third morning in Paris, Sonya tells Michael that she is having an affair with Dr. Charles and that they intend to marry after the tour. Michael refuses to continue the tour and tells Dr. Charles wife, the sexy attorney Barbara, about the affair. Sonya and Dr. Charles leave Paris together, stranding Michael and Barbara at the hotel. From London to Paris to Rome to Miami Beach to New York to Montreal and more, separating, reuniting, coupling, uncoupling, through ecstatic sex and panic attacks, Tourists off the Tour swirls towards a comic, fulfilling conclusion.