The Little Book of Painfully Bad Menopause Poems is not big and it's not clever. It's hot, sweaty and could be described as a poetic abomination, an insult to the world of dramatic poetry. Low on metaphor and high on dubious rhymes. The book brings you menopause poetry with all the depth of a muddy puddle but with a huge dose of relatabilty and humour
Come with me on a journey through, hot flushes, night sweat, mood swings and all things annoyingly symptomatic of the menopause. Experience the frustration of putting the dinner in and not switching the oven on, having hot flushes at the most inconvenient of moments and calling your son by your dog's name. In an act of incredible irony, such was my brain fog when putting together this Little Book of Menopause Poems I repeated the same poem twice, just with slightly different words...here's your Menopause Quiz - can you spot the repeated poem?!
The Little Book Of Painfully Bad Menopause Poems, poetry so bad it will make you laugh.
Some of the poems in this book may contain swears!