Thunder Blitzfist

Meet Thunder Blitzfist, a billionaire ex-cop with a trailer that's secretly a mansion, a taste for the most absurd luxuries known to man, and a knack for getting into trouble. When he's not fending off his dad's unsolicited advice on finding a wife, Thunder is busy navigating the high-stakes world of billionaires, where bidding wars involve floating diamond castles, cigars hand-rolled by monks on remote mountaintops, and robot butlers that casually plot world domination.

But when his arch-nemesis, Venom Viper, teams up with the shady corporate mastermind Maxwell Steele, things go from lavish to lethal. Between fighting off amphibious seal attacks and outbidding aristocrats with plots of land on Mount Celeb, Thunder must protect his bizarre empire and, most importantly, make it home in time for dinner with his maybe-girlfriend, Lily.

In a world where yachts double as submarines, peacocks roam free in indoor jungles, and every threat comes with a side of luxury, Thunder Blitzfist is ready for the most ridiculous adventure yet. Buckle up--it's going to be one wildly expensive ride.