Brian Sandholm takes readers on a riveting journey through the often misunderstood world of Federal Prison. With a unique blend of humor and firsthand experience from 15 years behind bars, Sandholm debunks common myths surrounding the penal system. Each chapter begins with a witty, entertaining narrative that mirrors prevalent misconceptions about Federal Prison life. However, Sandholm doesn't stop at humor; he pulls back the curtain to reveal the stark realities of the system, providing an eye-opening look into its inner workings. "This Ain't No Country Club" is not just a memoir but a comprehensive guide, complete with an extensive glossary that demystifies the complex terminology associated with incarceration. Sandholm's candid storytelling and insider perspective offer readers a rare glimpse into the truth behind the myths, dismantling preconceived notions about Federal Prison. Whether you're curious about the system or seeking a fresh perspective, Sandholm's narrative captivates, leaving readers enlightened and entertained.