What furniture do all stalemates take place on?
A chess of drawers
What do you call a chess player who spans across the generations?
A Grandadmaster
I'm very happy with my chess development. In my latest correspondence game I was finally able to exclaim that "the check's in the mail".
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Yifan.
Yifan who?
No. Hou Yifan!
My last game was like an audit. All checks and balances.