Rich Kids: They're Better Than You

Money is what your parents will struggle to earn. So There's no better time for us to learn. All of the ways Rich kids have it way better than you. From your piss poor grammar to the holes in your shoe. Bradford has his own rooftop pool. Laurene rides in a stretched Escalade. It's really cool. Warren has a private butler in his parents mansion. Richard's family wealth is always in a mode of expansion. Salma has her own private cabana beach. For Edmund, any career is well within reach. Every month Sandra gets a new designer bag. Yelena's new waterskis have much less drag. Abigail's parents have stocked fridges in the garage. Elon gets a regular massage. Gerald can get into the college of his choosing. he'll graduate even thoUGH he. spent the whole time boozing. No matter what happens he'll land on his feet. His dads connections will keep him among the elite. Winston has 12 birthdays reach year. Hilton sleeps soundly every night without any fear. Life ISN'T easy when your parents are poor. But You might get a job cleaning a rich persons floor.