Horoscopial Proverbs Volume I: An Amalgamation of Antidotally Articulated Axioms

Authored by R. E. Rokosz, Horoscopial Proverbs are an amalgamated collection of witty, truistic, baseless, fractured, inconceivable proverbs to ponder and possibly live by.
Often, there are no facts presented here...
nor will any of the proverbs in this book help you be a better person or live a better life.

Examples:
Your mind will wrestle with the right amount of torque to apply to a situation...
... go with 40 pounds.

You are very perceptive when it comes to the difficulties others are facing...
... so ignore yours and help the face theirs.

Distressing solar relationships will pass before your eyes today...
... wear your shades and use a lot of sunscreen.

Thoughts of ineffectiveness can arise...
... but only if your effective in being defective.