Horoscopial Proverbs Volume III: An Amalgamation of Antidotally Articulated Axioms

Authored by R. E. Rokosz, Horoscopial Proverbs are an amalgamated collection of witty, truistic, baseless, fractured, inconceivable proverbs to ponder and possibly live by.
Often, there are no facts presented here...
nor will any of the proverbs in this book help you be a better person or live a better life.
Examples:

Attention to detail will be your keys to success...
... be sure to remember where you left them.

Let go of old worn-out stories...
... time to create a fresh batch today.

It's time to let your light shine...
... in the Halls of Shambala.

A healing flow washes over you today...
... make sure you're wearing your bathing suit.