Grief is an inconvenient gift. Whether you're a kid on Christmas, an intergalactic freedom fighter, a herald of the gods, or a lonely mad scientist, loss is a river that widens and narrows as it travels through our lives. Where Should I Put This Woodpecker? is a quirky and introspective collection of stories, poems, and shopping lists about the lovely things we leave behind. The pain of loss gnaws from time to time, but thankfully, warm light is often just beyond the dark.