Threats, Bribes, and Chaos

Feel like you're surviving parenthood on threats, bribes, and sheer chaos? Welcome to Threats, Bribes, and Chaos: The Tired-Ass Parent's No Bullshit Guide to Modern Parenting, the brutally honest guide for parents who are done pretending.

Forget the perfect-parent fantasy. This flagrant short form book is for the exhausted, overwhelmed, and under-caffeinated parents who know that sometimes survival means bribing your kid to eat something green or delivering a well-timed threat to get five minutes of peace.

What You'll Learn (Probably While Hiding in the Bathroom):

• How to negotiate with tiny terrorists (also known as toddlers)
• Why bribes and threats aren't so bad when used strategically
• How to balance the chaos with actual tips on early childhood development (yes, that's in here too)
• The fine art of parenting with sarcasm and a questionable amount of caffeine or wine

Perfect for parents who:

• Are tired of "expert advice" that makes them feel like failures
• Need a parenting guide as real and messy as their life

It won't make your kids perfect or prevent you from stepping on that Lego at 3 a.m., but at least you'll be laughing while they drive you crazy.